BAH!
...watching the first two episodes of Tru Blood...Anna Paquin is just darn cute, there...interesting thus far...

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JULY 5, 2009


WHEN A 13-YEAR-OLD FROM 2009 USES A WALKMAN FOR A WEEK

TENNESSEE COUPLE ACCUSED OF ASSAULT USING CHEETOS


FOOD LANDSCAPES MADE WITH BACON AND OTHER MEATS

6 ITEMS YOU TOUCH EVERYDAY THAT ARE FILTHIER THAN A TOILET


TEEN FALLS ASLEEP DURING FACE TATTOO

GOTHS IN HOT WEATHER:  I Wandered Lonely As A Goth, Goth Is The Loneliest Number


HOME CIRCUMCISION KIT

THE MEATINI


LIFE INSIDE A WATER BOTTLE

A SHOE UGLIER THAN THE CROC


CARNIVOROUS ROBOTS EAT MEAT FOR POWER

GALLERY OF BALLS HITTING PEOPLE IN THE FACE

IF TATTOOS ACTUALLY TOLD THE TRUTH



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BAH!
...watched the boys while Dad slept and Annie and Chad went for a baby checkup; got Christopher hooked on Doctor Who; then watched them all fish at the Fremont Lakes, and contemplated things while watching the bats flitter around at twilight...t'was a good day, methinks...
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BAH!
...it's MR. T!



Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

When Mr. T was a little boy, his father told him he was going to get a spanking for bad behavior. Just before he spanked Mr. T, his Dad said, "Son, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you." Mr. T's Dad was right.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact concluded the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all the caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr T defines love as the reluctance to kill. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.

Soviet Russia tried to pity Mr T in 1991, and they collapsed.

While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week.

Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.

Once, Mr. T joined forces with Chuck Norris to fight crime. All criminals in the known universe were instantly vaporized by the sheer awesomeness of their Mohawk/Mullet combination. Afterwards, Mr. T created Vin Diesel using a welder and a 55 gallon drum, but left him bald so that he could not challenge their hairdo supremacy.

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.

Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither.

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JUNE 26, 2009


MOM, AFTER 13 BEERS, CAN'T RECOVER CUSTODY OF KIDS

7 MAN-MADE SUBSTANCES THAT LAUGH IN THE FACE OF PHYSICS



X-MEN UNIVERSE RELATIONSHIP MAP


GOTHS IN HOT WEATHER: Gothkini

15 CUTE TATTOOS

TIM BURTON'S ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICS



SALINE INFLATION BODY ART

TATTOOED "HAIR" FOR THE BALDING MAN

COFFIN SOFA



MAN ALLEGEDLY DRESSES UP AS DEAD MOM IN WEIRD SCAM



GAME GETS MATURE RATING FOR TOO MUCH DEAD STUFF



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BAH!
...I kept thinking, "They're called 'books'; check them out some time":


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BAH!
...so, today is the official day that regular analogue television broadcasts go bye-bye, and everything switches to a digital signal.  A switch that was supposed to happen back in February, but due to the current Presidential administration was pushed to June so that everyone that didn't have one of those converter boxes could get one set up.  Thereby  "proving" that the brand-new leader of the "free" world was "compassionate".  It also meant I had to wait another four months before I could post this randumb brain dropping of mine.  Yes, it's been sitting up there, fermenting within the squirming brain matter...

...wait a minute...I just realized something:  The Government wants us to have and watch our television.  There's got to be some kind of weird, They Live! kind of conspiracy going on...but I digest (before the black-suited agents come busting in on me)...

I read on Yahoo News that there are at least a couple million television watchers who still are not ready for the switch today.  I fall in that category.  It also mentioned that there was a spike for requests of those Government-issued (there's that Government thing again) rebate cards to get the boxes cheaper last week.

I do not fall in that category.  Reason?  Well, aside from being incredibly cheep, truth be told the usual spate of broadcast television bores me.  Really, there's hardly anything that really grabs my attention, so I don't miss it.  The few shows that do grab my geek sensibilities, well...I have both Hulu.com and Net Flix to catch up with them, especially the ones that are exclusively on cable channels that I don't get in the first place.  The best things about DVDs and online content is, I don't have to schedule my time around catching my stories on the telee.  Sure, one could argue the benefits of cable with a nice DVR, but...yeah, that costs more money than I'm comfortable parting with.

I'm cheep, remember?

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